Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Monster Monsters

Have ever had heard of a energy drink? They are kind of like coffee with tons of caffeine and sugar, but taste different. Almost like fruit. There are many different kinds such as Red Bull, Rock Star, Noss, Monster, and Amp. I like Monster because it taste very fruity and delicious. Well, if you've you have heard of them but nether had one, let me tell you. It can change you, in good ways and bad ways. So if you ever come across a energy drink. It's like haven and mountain Dew mixed together in one giant can of amazing. You could get addicted to it like people on TV that skateboard or BMX and think that's the only thing that keeps you awake. But let me tell you once you've had one you'll want another, and that's when all things go bad. When you can't stop drinking Monster it will turn you into something that you never want to happen. You'll become a Monster Monster. So if you ever drink some and you feel the need to have another. Here is guide to become an anti of a Monster Monster.

Step 1: If you ever feel the need to have another go right to water or juice, it will calm you down to a lower level.

Step 2: At any point during drinking a Monster Energy you feel jittery and feel the need to run a ten mile hike slow down and lie down for a bit. The only reason you want to do that is because all the sugar you have in you stomach makes you feel so much more powerful than you really are (No offence).

Step 3: You should be at least 15 or up to drink Monster Energy. (Remember OPTIONAL)

Step 4: If you are beginning to be or are a Monster Monster. Never over drink.Because if you can't stop you will start to lose concentration and get to a point where you fall asleep at any given moment of the day.

And Step 5 (The most important): Monster is always the best drink compared to any other Energy drink on the planet, no matter what anybody says!

2 comments:

  1. I like the way this reflects real interest for you. I would like to go over formatting, and basics of language so that you can both keep the topic and voice so strong, but at the same time keep the language skills in tact.

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